bad news: a lot can change in a year
good news: a lot can change in a year
scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:
This is 100% how anxiety works
I’m…I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.
BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.
Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.
The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.
And then you read the whole thing in his voice.
heteros: idk she lives like an hour away, that’s too far
lesbians:
Something to think about
there is this part of me that is kinda losing it.
Like will I find love
will I find friends
will I find myself.
yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories